thejuiceizloose's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[jacob s.t.a.b. ep.1]

A pretty good effort with a few flaws.

The animation was pretty good, and I do enjoy your voice acting. Reminds me of Home Movies in a way. My only complaint is that the sound routinely pops, and that is a bit harsh to listen to. But it was pretty funny, and it makes me sad that fairly decent submissions such as this one get lost in a sea of flash. Thanks for the heads up on this one.

mecagir responds:

ur welcome im really glad you like this episode 2 is coming...eventually

[Logic]

Simple, yet effective.

It takes an immense amount of talent to generate so much interest out of what little material is presented here. This is my third time watching it,(first time in about a year though) and it's still hilarious. Your theories on Ninjas is insightful, as all of those other "Ninja" experts have never even touched on the secret of their power. Also, is it possible to difuse an encounter with a female ninja by just making her laugh and piss her pants? Seems to me, that not too many people whoop ass when they are covered in piss. But then again, I've never tried to fight a homeless person either though.

Emptygoddess responds:

You're gross. That female ninja idea was gross. Don't ever mention that again.

[Theatre Previews 2]

Interesting Idea

This was a pretty good idea that was poorly executed. There wasnt much to it, and the opening graphics actually lasted longer than the actual flash. Not a good sign. This wasn't the worst thing I have ever seen, but it was disappointing because there was so much that couldve been accomplished with this idea. Nice try though.

swiftstylerX responds:

Alrighty, thanks for the review.

[The Joy of Desire]

Pretty damned good

The style and humor reminded me of Don Hertzfeldts animated shorts. Maybe thats why I enjoyed this one so much. Good job overall.

king-deej responds:

I love Don Hertzfeldt. I had his style in mind when I did this, but most of the actual toon came from a sketch in my notebook.

[TenOhSix2005]

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Once again Newgrounds, you allowed a subpar entry to waltz through the gates. And probably only because there was violence at the end. This wasn't the worst I have ever seen, but it's still pretty bad. Happy birthday, and sorry for being so harsh. I just didnt care for this at all.

numbers responds:

Yeah. Graphics, animation, sound, humour, style, and interactivity don't mean a shit when violence is at the end.

And if you call that harsh, I can only imagine what an insult from you would be. O.O

Thanks for teh birthday wish, though. I hope you weren't douchebaggish and voted 0 because you realized you were one for not noticing one person's birthday (and many others) without being told.

[The Swell Collab 01]

That was garbage.

That was the worst flash I have ever seen. I can't even really comment any further because it was that bad. I'd almost recommend watching just to witness how atrocious this entry actually was. It's kind of like when you see a horribly disfigured person walking around in public, and you feel bad for them, but you alert your friends anyways so they can check out the freak. Yea, its like that.

Muffin responds:

watchout theunswellmoronizloose. :(